It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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