Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Never underestimate the power of titties
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