somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
