i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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