Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the day after is always just damage control
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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