i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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