that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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