friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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