ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
