Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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