Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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