Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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