all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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