if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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