I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Randomize
