lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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