omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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