If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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