Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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