Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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