If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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