my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
