Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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