I just saw a hot homeless man
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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