1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
no you cant smoke seaweed
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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