so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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