last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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