I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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