but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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