His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Let's get the cat blown out
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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