Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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