That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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