We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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