STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
