No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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