Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
