I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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