Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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