i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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