never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I have post one night stand depression
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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