the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I am naked and annoyed.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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