so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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