You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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