I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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