I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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