Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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