so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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