My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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