if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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