And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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