just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
