I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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