we're blogging at a bar
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Someone came in the potted fern
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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