He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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