ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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