hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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