I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think I died a long time ago.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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