so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Randomize
