Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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